I don’t think I’m gonna be ok.

Earlier this year it was revealed that the convenience store where Bill S. Preston, Esq and Ted Theodore Logan were stressing out about passing their history report will be permanently closing. According to a press release:

“The rumors aren’t bogus,” a Circle K statement read at the time. “We are planning to close our store at 1010 W. Southern Avenue in Tempe. It’s a location that has enjoyed some most triumphant times in its more than 30 years of serving the Tempe community. We know that the news will come across as non-non-heinous to many, but brace yourself, amigos. We have some bodacious plans for Circle K as we continue growing in Arizona and around the world, opening state-of-the-art new stores and launching exciting new programs, offers and experiences to help make our customers’ lives a little more excellent every day.” It has not been revealed what will replace the store at the location or if there will be a historical designation made for the venue.”

So, if they’re going to build a new, state-of-the-art store, they should put it in the same location and put up a plaque that says
On this date in 1988, Ted Theodore Logan asked the famous question, “Excuse me, when did the Mongols rule China?”. Just saying.