Sexcellent:
When something is sexy and excellent at the same time.
EX: My new jean short-shorts are sexcellent!
Cleavage-Season:
The Spring time. Weather is warmer so women start wearing less layers, thus revealing more cleavage. Happiest time of year for men.
EX: It's Cleavage-Season everybody!!! YAY!!!!
Skank Blanket:
A blanket/towel you put down on your bed when you have a slutty girl over so you don't get your sheets dirty.
EX: I had to go buy some new skank blankets...my old ones were beyond washable.
Midget Fisted:
To get punched in the nuts.
EX: Man, I can hardly walk today cause I got midget fisted last night at the party.
Dildo Shock:
The feeling a man gets when he sees his girlfriend/wife’s sex toy for the first time.
EX: Bob was in complete dildo shock after finding his wife’s huge sex toy.
Weiner Mitten:
A condom.
EX: Hold on baby, I gotta put on a weiner mitten before we do it.
Boozaggedon:
An epic drinking party to end all drinking parties. Bad consequences always follow.
EX: Dude, last night was crazy…I don’t think I’ve ever seen a party like that…I was total boozageddon.
Power Pole:
The ultimate nickname for a mans wang.
EX: I can't wait to show Becky my power pole!
Crotch-monkey:
A really hairy bush that hangs out of a persons underwear, makes it look like they got a monkey in there.
EX: Woah, look at that crotch-monkey!
Porn-arm:
Having a very sore arm from to much masturbation while watching porn.
EX: I totally have porn arm today.
Pre-milf:
A really hot chick who just got pregnant. Soon to be a "milf".
EX: Amy just got pregnant, now she is pre-milf.
Double-slut:
A slutty person who is bi-sexual.
EX: Did you hear Katy swings both ways?! What a double-slut!
Crotch-droppings:
Nickname for children, usually bratty ones.
EX: She has 5 crotch-droppings from 5 different guys!
Hobo Nap:
When you get so drunk that you pass out on the ground without a pillow or blanket.
EX: Dude, last night I got so drunk I took a hobo nap right in the middle of the party.
Crap-hamper:
Another name for the toilet.
EX: Bob, if you don't start flushing the crap-hamper, I'm gonna stick your head in it!
Masturbathe:
To masturbate while taking a bath.
EX: Every Monday night, I masturbathe. It's lovely.
Stripper-rich:
Having nothing but one dollar bills in your wallet.
EX: Look at all these ones!! I'm stripper-rich bitch!
Period-stick:
A tampon
EX: I have to go to the store and pick up a box of period-sticks for my girlfriend.
Whoreo:
When you lay naked between to whores.
EX: Tara, Amy, & I made a whoreo last night. It was awesome!
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