Well, the new year is underway and all in all, it's been pretty good...It started off a little rough...the first day of the new year I had a wicked hangover and the brakes on my car went out. But, besides that it's been peachy.
I didn't make any resolutions this year, not because I'm lazy...well, yeah, because I'm lazy...
A lot of people reslove to lose weight, or quite smoking, or read a couple books...those are all good...but I think if you're gonna do a resolution, you should make it a badass one. So here is a list of badass resolution...I think you should add a least one to your list of resolutions:
- Wrestle a gator
- Win a hot dog eating contest
- Get shot with a tazer
- Play Edward 40-Hands three nights in a row (if you don't know what Edward 40-Hands is, look it up)
- Skydive naked
- Pose nude for an art class (I've done this one already)
- Hug a porcupine
- Slap at least 10 dirty hippies in the face
- Hit one of the cast memebers of Jersey Shore with your car
So, there ya go...a list of badass resolutions for you to try.
Happy New Year everyone, I hope you have a kickass 2012!
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