Where are you from?
Originally, I am from Houston, Missouri. However, I went to college in Springfield and lived for ten years in Los Angeles. However, my driver’s license was issued by “Parts Unknown.” So…let’s say “Denver.”
Who is your favorite band?
Electric Light Orchestra, because I’m METAL AF!
What was your best “Rock N Roll” moment?
In high school I drove to Little Rock to see Skid Row and KISS. Hung out afterward to try and get an autograph. No dice. But I did get offered a beer. I will not say whether I took that person up on it or not.
What drink is in your hand at a Metallica concert?
Give us your “Free List” (the top 5 celebrities you would be able to sleep with per your sig other).
Betty White, Queen Elizabeth II, Marilu Henner, Lori Petty and Mrs. Doubtfire.
What sports are you in to?
Pantomime billiards, pretending to understand football, arguing with the mail carrier.
Do you have any pets?
My dog, D.B. Cooper.
What are your pet peeves?
No, I have a pet dog. Remember, his name is D.B. Cooper? It really bugs me when people don’t listen to me when I answer their questions. In fact, you could say that it’s a thing that bothers me regularly, and is something I take more umbrage from than most people. If only there were a term for that…
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